Dear John, you’ve gone too far.

Dear John. You’re dumped. Capiche?
Sick of being cheated on and lied to? These letters will make the message clear. Email them to John. And email them to your friends to let them know you’ve dumped the loser.

	Dumped by SMS View and send letter
	I no longer want to continue our relationship View and send letter
	Can’t say sorry View and send letter
	HYPERLINK "mailto:slippery@hotwatermail.com" slippery@hotwatermail.com View and send letter
	Pole Dancing Patriot View and send letter
	Affirming Post-it View and send letter
	Desperately seeking Aussie Bloke View and send letter
	Caught out on video View and send letter
	Please don’t kill the trees View and send letter
	ForgiveYourSins View and send letter
	No custody now View and send letter
	Last warning View and send letter
	Weakest link View and send letter

Dumped by SMS

I no longer want to continueour relationship

Can’t say sorry

HYPERLINK "mailto:slippery@hotwatermail.com" slippery@hotwatermail.com

Pole Dancing Patriot

Affirming Post-it

Desperately seeking Aussie Bloke

Caught out on video

Please don’t kill the trees

ForgiveYourSins

No custody now

Last warning

Weakest link

I no longer want to continue
our relationship