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Screensaver (v3)

New version: Johnny and his friends come to play on your desktop.

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Remember, this is an interactive screensaver - make yourself heard, email your messages to: info@dearjohn.org

Howard is naughty

Howard is naughty

You know he is, so tell everyone else.

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Howard is naughty

Anything but...

...you know, a books been in bed with Bush less.

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The Recent Times and Future Observer
set one

Hey John, thanks for looking after the education system

Download Scare Sheets, Set One - AO
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John the rodent

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It’ not black and white John

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Federal bout

The federal heavy weight
bout of australia

Watch 'Tony the Jaw' go up against 'People in Care', plus other great bouts. Avalible in both t-shirt and poster

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Note to self

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The Recent Times and Future Observer
set two

We know your game, shame you have to discriminate people in the process.

Download Scare Sheets, Set Two - AO
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Howard is naughty

Leave the house

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Download fridge poster

Enuf

Call John and tell him "Enuf"

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Download ‘enuf’ postcard

Enuf

Wipe out John

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Howard is naughty

The ‘Honk out Howard’ bumper sticker

Download Bumper Sticker PMS 211 (Pink)
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Howard is naughty

Hope

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John and his favorite toy

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Howard is naughty

Too late for sorry

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Howard is naughty

Definitely Maybe

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Howard is naughty

You’re dumped

Nothing like a good public dump.

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Howard is naughty

Not happy

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